THE SADISTS CLAWThe Sadist\'s Claw The soothing, painfully gratifying sting of the whip engulfed the masochist\'s nervous system with a feeling similar to the kind one could achieve in suburbal orgasmia. \"You, fool,\" scolded the masochist, \"Not enough pain! I need more pain now!\" \"Of course you do,\" calmly spoke the sadist. He turned to his assistants, \"Bring on the hydro-flouric acid... oh, yes... and bring me The Claw!\" \"The Claw! Yes! The Claw!\" shouted the masochist. The Claw was a silver shimmering hand of incision. It was the size of a regular hand and was complimented with three inch razor sharp needles, which w
Johnny Makes REDJohnny Makes Red Johnny could not understand why the RED was flowing from his hand; he had meant to make Jeremy RED. Johnny clenched the axe and swung, severing Jeremy\'s leg, \"I make BIG RED, Jeremy,\" Johnny said. But Jeremy couldn\'t hear him. He had gone to see the \'RED MAN who is mean to BAD BOYS\'. Johnny had thought he just went night-night. Johnny made People Bacon and set it to smoke in the Big Smoker. The one Daddy uses to smoke \"guests\". \"Boy,\" a woman\'s voice came from behind, \"Whats you be doin\'?\" It was Mommy, \"I thought I smelled it... mmm mmmm... Fresh Bacon!\" She walked in and Johnny put hi
ULTRA-DIANETICSULTRA-DIANETICS Rico squatted over the decayed pile of shredded matter he had found aside the train tracks. He didn\'t know what to think of it; it smelled of rootted meat but appeared to be some sort of sea-weed, except it glowed a flourescent blue. Rico picked up a piece. It felt like wet hair. Ii suddenly seemed to move within his hand and the entire pile sprung upon Rico, wrapping itself around his face, choking him and emmiting a rancid fluid into his mouth. He passed out. When he awoke, the putrid sea-weed was gone but Rico\'s mind was filled with horrendous arguing voices. He arose, aware that his movement seemed to be
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