THE SADISTS CLAWThe Sadist\'s Claw The soothing, painfully gratifying sting of the whip engulfed the masochist\'s nervous system with a feeling similar to the kind one could achieve in suburbal orgasmia. \"You, fool,\" scolded the masochist, \"Not enough pain! I need more pain now!\" \"Of course you do,\" calmly spoke the sadist. He turned to his assistants, \"Bring on the hydro-flouric acid... oh, yes... and bring me The Claw!\" \"The Claw! Yes! The Claw!\" shouted the masochist. The Claw was a silver shimmering hand of incision. It was the size of a regular hand and was complimented with three inch razor sharp needles, which w
Johnny Makes REDJohnny Makes Red Johnny could not understand why the RED was flowing from his hand; he had meant to make Jeremy RED. Johnny clenched the axe and swung, severing Jeremy\'s leg, \"I make BIG RED, Jeremy,\" Johnny said. But Jeremy couldn\'t hear him. He had gone to see the \'RED MAN who is mean to BAD BOYS\'. Johnny had thought he just went night-night. Johnny made People Bacon and set it to smoke in the Big Smoker. The one Daddy uses to smoke \"guests\". \"Boy,\" a woman\'s voice came from behind, \"Whats you be doin\'?\" It was Mommy, \"I thought I smelled it... mmm mmmm... Fresh Bacon!\" She walked in and Johnny put hi
ULTRA-DIANETICSULTRA-DIANETICS Rico squatted over the decayed pile of shredded matter he had found aside the train tracks. He didn\'t know what to think of it; it smelled of rootted meat but appeared to be some sort of sea-weed, except it glowed a flourescent blue. Rico picked up a piece. It felt like wet hair. Ii suddenly seemed to move within his hand and the entire pile sprung upon Rico, wrapping itself around his face, choking him and emmiting a rancid fluid into his mouth. He passed out. When he awoke, the putrid sea-weed was gone but Rico\'s mind was filled with horrendous arguing voices. He arose, aware that his movement seemed to be
Joey Makes People BaconJoey Makes People Bacon Joey was wondering... He had just experienced RED and it was warm and wet and coming from his friend Mikey\'s tummy. Joey thought that was funny, but he was also a bit scared because Daddy would be coming home soon and Joey had used one of Daddy\'s knives when he had been told again and again not to. Joey\'s little mind worked very hard now. He was going do what he sees Daddy do whenever \"guests\" are kept in the barn. So joey got some plastic bags, the axe and skinning knives off of the shelf... Joey was going to make People Bacon. He had never done this before but he wanted to do a \'Go
Rokans DeceptionShe sat curled up in her corner of the room. Many woman meandered about carelessly... and some, quite carefully. She watched one woman who laid upon the floor, rolling from one end to the other and back, all day long. She knew she was crazy, and that was to her advantage, for the rest of them belived themselves quite sane. Suddenly, a shriek of horrific anguish and gargling filled the room. She turned to see a woman ripping her hair out in raw bloody clumps screaming, \"Let it out! Stop! I begat Ye Magnon!\" The woman then melted into a pool of putrescent mold and reshaped into the rising figure of a very tall, dark and sini
Awakening ThoughtAwakening ThoughtAlthough I\'m searching for some wordsyet as of now they can\'t be foundMy mind is quick and is alert - yet at the same time seems to poundInto the depth of memoryI take a deep subconscious plungeI find the answer - then I fleeBut still it won\'t roll off my tongueA voice from deep within protests,\"Look further - try again you jest -the answer lies with me at rest;It slumbers peacefully.\"Overwhelming Realization!Awake the Memory lying Latent!Lead it back to Thoughts Foundation!Take it slow and bring your patience.